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I've said Twitter is great about keeping us updated with what's going on in the world at this very moment.

Tonight I looked at the Trending Topics and noticed "Chuck Norris" at the top. As a sign of the times, I was immediately concerned we lost another celebrity. Thankfully, people are tweeting Chuck Norris facts.

Some of them were new to me - so I've included a few below.

• Chuck Norris is what Willis is talking about.
  
  
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element.
  
  
• Chuck Norris doesn't follow anyone. He hunts them down. (Twitter reference to 'following' friends)
  
  
• Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you.
  
  
• Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
  
  
• Chuck Norris can make Blu-ray from VHS.
  
  
• All 99 of Jay-Z's problems are Chuck Norris.
  
  
• Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun... and won.
  
  
• When Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France for the first time, the French instantly surrendered to Chuck Norris... just to be on the safe side.
  
  
• Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  
  
• When Chuck Norris was a Ghostbuster, he could cross the streams.
  
  
• Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies, unless he smiles while giving someone a roundhouse kick in the face - then two people die.
  
  
• Once, Chuck Norris punched a man in the soul.